Coconuts are nature's combo meal-food, a drink and (if you bowl with it first) a toy.
#1 guide to quality of life-pairs of sunglasses owned. Under 1/2-dozen? Hit the mall, then a beach.
If a wave crashes and nobody is around to hear it except for you, you picked the right beach.
Why put a message in a bottle? If you're on a deserted island, you're already set.
Next time at airport security, start a conga line. If your shoes are off, you may as well enjoy it.
Any horizontal barrier is a limbo tournament waiting to happen.
SPF stands for Smoothie Prediction Factor. 15 should be your minimum in summer months.
Best thing about grass skirts? Picnicking without fear of grass stains.
Hammocks are terrible for working in. Which is why they're perfect.
If palm trees can't live there, neither should you. That's the only real estate advice you'll ever need.
The sunset will always be better than anything on TV. (Yes, even J.J. Abrams' shows.)
The three "R's" have nothing on the three "S's:" Sand, Sun and Smoothies!
Airbrushed t-shirts aren't a fashion statement, they're a way of life.
It's impossible to wake up on the wrong side of the bed in a hammock.
Tip: Jellyfish are NOT good with Peanut Butter. (You don't try that more than once.)
If it can't be played on a ukulele, it shouldn't be played at all.
No party is too fancy for tiki torches.
Dueling Banjos is great, but Dueling Ukuleles wouldn't work. Ukuleles won't duel. They're pacifists.
Sunblock smells like the beach. Perfume smells like a department store. Advantage, sunblock!
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